life, apparently

Dear apparently,
Here are results from the experiment, what do you think?
- Unwanted Collaborator

Dear UC,
As I told you before, you have to implement this measure. I suggest you re-run the study.
-apparently

Dear apparently,
I don't think it is possible to implement this measure.
- UC

Dear UC,
I already sent you a program demonstrating how to implement the measure.
-apparently

Dear apparently,
I know what the point of the program is. My point is that doing it that way
is a pain in the ass.
- UC

Dear UC,
Sometimes doing science the right way IS hard.
-apparently

[note the last 2 are direct quotes]