Monday, September 11, 2006
Naked Baby Butt
Dear pedophiles and child pornographers:
Please go away. Google fooled you - this is not what you are looking for. You are sick and you need help. Thanks!
love, apparently
I always say "naked baby butt" when The Kid is getting a diaper change or getting out of the bath tub. I don't know why I just do. Apparently I think it is funny.
TheNephew was visiting two weeks ago. He is slightly younger than TheKid. When TheNephew got a diaper change, The Kid would say "baby butt" and then request that he too have a naked baby butt. Really, its not fair for just one kid to be nakey, right? Often the two kids would get a diaper change simultaneously and run around laughing and singing "baby butt, baby butt".
This past weekend, I was explaining to mother-in-law that TheKid pronounces TheNephew's name in a very funny way and so I was trying to get TheKid to say TheNephew's name. He is a bit of a parrot lately, so I thought if I just said "The Nephew" a few times, he would repeat me. Here is our conversation:
apparently: Do you remember your cousin, TheNephew?
apparently: Remember, TheKid and TheNephew were playing at Grandma's house?
apparently: Did you have fun with TheNephew?
TheKid: baby butt, baby butt
How does TheKid pronouce TheNephew's name? "Hiney" TheNephew's name is nothing even remotely close - it doesn't end in a y sound or a long e sound, it does not contain an h sound. I haven't the slightest how he ended up at that pronounciation.
Poor Nephew Hiney - only known as and for his baby butt.
Please go away. Google fooled you - this is not what you are looking for. You are sick and you need help. Thanks!
love, apparently
I always say "naked baby butt" when The Kid is getting a diaper change or getting out of the bath tub. I don't know why I just do. Apparently I think it is funny.
TheNephew was visiting two weeks ago. He is slightly younger than TheKid. When TheNephew got a diaper change, The Kid would say "baby butt" and then request that he too have a naked baby butt. Really, its not fair for just one kid to be nakey, right? Often the two kids would get a diaper change simultaneously and run around laughing and singing "baby butt, baby butt".
This past weekend, I was explaining to mother-in-law that TheKid pronounces TheNephew's name in a very funny way and so I was trying to get TheKid to say TheNephew's name. He is a bit of a parrot lately, so I thought if I just said "The Nephew" a few times, he would repeat me. Here is our conversation:
apparently: Do you remember your cousin, TheNephew?
apparently: Remember, TheKid and TheNephew were playing at Grandma's house?
apparently: Did you have fun with TheNephew?
TheKid: baby butt, baby butt
How does TheKid pronouce TheNephew's name? "Hiney" TheNephew's name is nothing even remotely close - it doesn't end in a y sound or a long e sound, it does not contain an h sound. I haven't the slightest how he ended up at that pronounciation.
Poor Nephew Hiney - only known as and for his baby butt.
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